an online internet blog website

hi! i'm jenn. i live in chicago with my dumb dog, mavi.
i like to write, take pictures and be stupid on the internet.
i'm the cards against humanity community manager.
personal writing is tagged right ova here.

(you can ask me stuff or make a tweet at me, too.

ok, bye!

If you want a happy ending, it depends on where you stop the story.

—Orson Welles (via larmoyante)

it was right when

i was buying $150 worth of prescriptions at the pharmacy that i was informed my health insurance had been shut off without explanation.

adulthood is hilarious, huh



gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

The idea of a sentient lawnmower willing itself to fly just so that it can somehow get laid is a pure, perfect thought and one of the greatest gifts of the internet

(via mykicks)

I don’t consider myself a feminist, I prefer to call myself a humanist or an egalitarian.

- Pseudo-intellectual white dude who prefers to imagine that he’s more enlightened than feminists and also is uncomfortable with the thought that he’s part of the problem and also has a incorrect conception of feminism. (via brighterthanroses)

Don’t forget Equalist

(via allahyil3analsohyouniyeh)

(Source: auto-rambler, via trinandtonic)