Could Quon print these spicy little conversations and send them to his buddies?
—Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia, inquiring on the possibility of printing text messages (via maxistentialist)
If you want a happy ending, it depends on where you stop the story.
—Orson Welles (via larmoyante)
i was buying $150 worth of prescriptions at the pharmacy that i was informed my health insurance had been shut off without explanation.
adulthood is hilarious, huh
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
The idea of a sentient lawnmower willing itself to fly just so that it can somehow get laid is a pure, perfect thought and one of the greatest gifts of the internet
I don’t consider myself a feminist, I prefer to call myself a humanist or an egalitarian.
- Pseudo-intellectual white dude who prefers to imagine that he’s more enlightened than feminists and also is uncomfortable with the thought that he’s part of the problem and also has a incorrect conception of feminism. (via brighterthanroses)
Don’t forget Equalist